Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:
Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.
but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:
wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before
SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER
The year is 2098. I lay dying in my bed at home, surrounded by friends and family. I have achieved everything I ever wanted, but I can sense something is still wrong - I can feel it in my shoes. With my dying breath I cry out, “how is there still turf in my shoes what the hell man.”
I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge
IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE
this is breaking my heart :(
i guess i have a cat now
While I still love all the big titles gaming has to offer, I’m more excited for a lot of the indie games I’m seeing.
*screams* MARCHING SEASON